Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts

Wednesday, September 8, 2010

Queen Bee....or.....?????

So, I am reading to the boys tonight at bedtime...Goodnight Moon is a fave in our house....M & E were fighting over it tonight......I digress....D pipes up yada yada drag queen yada yada .......
what, huh, repeat please..!!!
D: 'you know a drag queen'.
me: 'what are you talking about?!!?'
D: 'a man that wears girl clothes'
me: 'how do you know this?'
D: 'that bee show'
me: 'what bee show'
D: 'the one with the flowers and the queen bee'
me: 'Oh! The Bee Movie?'
D: 'Yea, that bee show'
me: 'and it has drag queens in it?'
D: 'yea and the queen bee' (thinking his mother is completely ignorant at this point)
me: 'So, is the queen bee a girl or a drag queen?'
D: 'a drag queen'
me: 'Oh!! honey, you probably shouldn't go around saying that at school. It might be kind of hard to explain to the teacher'
D: 'not for me, I understand it is a man that wears girl clothes'

Geeeessshhhhhhhh.............guess he told me.
Where the hell do they come up with this stuff?
I swear I have watched that movie A LOT and never realized they had cross dressing bees in it.........

Sunday, June 13, 2010

A Woman's Perfect Breakfast..........

WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST


She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.

Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.

Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.

Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.

And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.

Tuesday, January 12, 2010

ladies....today is an interesting day.....

Today....January 12th....is....Feast of Fabulous Wild Men Day....not a clue where this 'feast day' came from but enjoy it just the same....guess I'll need to give my man a little extra luvin'....hehe...

Friday, January 8, 2010

how to cut down on airport security lines.......

NEW AIRPORT CHECK-IN ATTIRE.....of course, you still have to remove your shoes.




(not sure where this originally came from, if anyone knows pass it on so I can give credit where credit is due)
(for now I'm just gonna say 'thanks dad'...hehe...)

Thursday, July 9, 2009

Celebrating the 'big V'

I love the Cake Wrecks blog. Jen's little tidbits of wisdom make the pictures even funnier. M and I were scrolling some of her older posts and came across her 'hysterectomy' and 'vasectomy' cakes. Make sure you are sitting down and don't need to pee. Too dang funny.

Girly Cakes
HERE

Swimmers-no-more cakes
HERE

Em....the hoohaa cakes are just for you...love ya :)